Saturday, February 10, 2007

Twilight Zone (Part 1)

I met Twilight Fairy in her backyard on my recent trip to Delhi. Fairy is hairy. Really. But not in a bad way…allow me to explain. She had warned me about the length of her hair…but I was still not prepared. When she let her hair loose in slow motion (after much cajoling)…they fell…like apni ganga from Shiva’s head…and kept falling!...still in slow motion of course. I thought after reaching her shapely buttocks that this is it…but no! they unfolded some more and went on…majestically bouncing on and on...!!! Wow…it was as if watching a shikhakai ad. I felt humbled…especially after ghumaoing a nervous hand over my chand sa head.

Ahem…that scene..err…still evokes some hormonies…eeeshh…memories.

Now you will ask where did all this happen. Of course, in beautiful Delhi. She had invited me for a Delhi Blogger’s Meet, because you know…I was in Delhi for the sole purpose of finding a bride…and was a blogger…and wanted to meet as many kudi’s I could. Since my girl hunting wasn’t going on according to my well laid out fantasy, I was hoping to score big time in this meet.

But alas, of all the hundreds of bloggers in Delhi…only the male species decided to attend…and I am sure…for very similar reasons as mine. So you can imagine, we all had a similar disappointed glum look on our faces and the only bright spot amongst us (other than my head of course)…was the beautiful almost angelic fairy (actually…anyone would have looked angelic standing in our group…see photo for proof).

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok, firstly.. ROTFL! That pic is truly out of the world :)

and am waiting for the other parts! :)

Yogustus said...

warnng...other parts may contain sexual contnt not meant for children under 30!

Patrix said...

Wrong pictures...we want to see photo of "long hair unfolding past shapely buttocks" :)

And glum looks? I bet you had a Gollum look :)

Anks said...

which one is u???

Yogustus said...

patz...the gollum look came (with the evil smile and all) when i actually witnessed the "bouncing" hair!

heheehe...precioussss.

Yogustus said...

anks baby...that depends on which one u like!

actually, i am the guy clicking the pics...so not there.

:-) said...

Yogu dude, glad to see you back. :))) Patrix!!!! Dont tell me you havent seen the pics of the long hair babe.

Anks said...

hey, this blog seems neglected!!!!

Alien said...

:-)

Delhi blog meet.. Hmm! would be interesting to attend.. Where can I know about something like that when its planned?

Ramya said...

love your style of writing!!had fun readin ur posts..:)

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