Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Walnut

I was at JFK airport waiting for my connection flight when I decided to dig into the ziplock my mom had packed for me...rastey ke liye. I came up with a few walnuts and cashews and other dry fruits kinda stuff...and my mom's voice rang in my head..."walnuts are good for your brain".

I was about to pop one in my mouth when I happened to look at it closely...trust me...I had never spent so much time with a walnut alone. And I noticed something...the nut actually looks like a freakin brain!!! See it urself if u don't believe me. That gave birth to an interesting theory of mine...that if a nut resembles a body part...it's probably good for it.

So...since I had lots of time and all the nuts in the world...here is my list.

Walnut - Brain
Cashewnut - Kidney
Almond - Eyes
Raisins - Nipples (i know its not a nut...but it was in the ziplock)
Peanut - err...testicles?

Over. damn! Next time I'll ask her to pack Haldiram's Mixture. That would keep me busy the whole day.

8 comments:

Tinky Toinkers said...

jes. Haldiram ka bhel puri mix is super yummy. irrelevant comment hai, but just wanna make my presence felt. ok. bye.

alpha said...

luckily your mom didn't pack pistachios. its shriveled, salty and its inside a shell.

I'm thinking hard.

Yogustus said...

toinku...wah...thank u for stopping by! knowing u are so busy...phir bhi! hows home prep? told u bombay mein rahney ka...no such jhanjhat

Yogustus said...

alph...tu mahaan hai. yehi dimaag kahin aur lagaya hota to aaj tu kidhar se kidhar hota...:) hats off to u girl...u have no equal!

@$#!$# said...

hey yogi...when r u goin to post up the pics of DBM?????

and btw..you got nothing better to do man...:)

Twilight Fairy said...

oye! I already responded to your comments AGES back... now apart from forgetting me, did you also forget how to read? :|

and you keep a coconut handy. You'll need it when I crack your skull with a hard whack.

anks said...

Dunno how I landed here... from one blog link to another... but i liked the last three entries... and the cheeky sense of humor...

i'll be back

Yogustus said...

rambling: abey dhakkan, jo ginna chunna traffic aata hai blog par woh bhi band ho jaye ga tum log ka phota lagakar!

fairy ji: sorry ji...oversight maaf.

anks: darling...u have a wonderful blog too! thanks for stopping by.